That's what I worry most about going to hospital if they're gonna make me get naked lol I know it has a reason but to me it seems kind of unnecessarily embarrassing and it puts people off I mean your thyroid is in your neck isn't it? Why must you be naked for that? And why the catheter? I don't know why you would need one, operation on your neck you should still be able to walk around fine as far as I know they usually give catheters to people who can't get up after surgery. I tell you right now that unless I literally couldn't get out of bed after surgery I would not have a tube stuck up my pee hole! I'd fight with everything I have! Not saying that you should but seriously, keep that tube away from me or else!
they're not going to be staring at your vagina.
it's not weird, it's normal. you won't notice a thing.
no need to shave at all...